Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
