What do you call a peanut in space?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?