What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?