What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?