Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did electricity win the race?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do little fish love to play with?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?