Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?