What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a short cow?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How do fleas travel?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?