Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do stars go to college?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?