Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What horn never makes a sound?