Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How does the sun listen to music?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the pirate late for work?