Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why was the storm actually calm?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why are fish such good architects?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?