What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?