What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the confused bee say?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How much money does a skunk have?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?