Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?