Why are goats so funny?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?