What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Can February March?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?