Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What does a panda ghost say?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?