What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which insect is the smartest?