What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why are books always so angry?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which is the worst season?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?