What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the bee sad?