What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do cats love to work?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who invented fractions?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How does a sidewalk address a question?