What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?