What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do bees gossip?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?