What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What car can't keep a secret?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are baseball games at night?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a watch's eldest relative?