What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What fairy loves to count?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?