Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is another name for a cow?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?