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What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
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What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are stones so good at music?
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What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the tomato turn red?