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What is the best day to go to the beach?
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How does dinner smell?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
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What did you learn in school today, son?
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What do you call a dog in space?