My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
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Why did the mirror cross the road?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How was the wedding?