What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
It's allergy season again?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?