What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What fish sings the best?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?