What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What game do mice love to play?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What is the smallest lion?