What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do jokesters study in college?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?