Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?