What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How can you make 7 even?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do termites go camping?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?