What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?