Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which dogs love to study science?