Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do rhinos charge?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?