What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which animal should never work for the government?