What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What season begins with a thud?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do trees get access to the internet?