What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?