What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?