What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What country has the most fish?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do fleas travel?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?