What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a henway?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's the saddest part of the week?