What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do bees say in the summer?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?