What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?