Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is the color of the wind?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the spider so smart?