What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a henway?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do birds threaten one another?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's the scariest letter?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?