My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
What does Santa order at the bar?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How much does freedom weigh?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?