My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What nationality are most fish?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's the richest basketball team?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?