What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's the most determined bird?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Families are like fudge.
What kind of bird can write?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?