Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
I broke my finger!
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do horses reside?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What fish loves to play in a band?