What did people say when the baker went crazy?
She's off her Betty C-rocker.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What bird is always sad?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?