What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which cats have the best manners?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?