Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?