Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?