What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which is the worst season?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?