What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call lending money to a bison?