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Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?