What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the bee sad?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?