How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Can February March?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?