How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?