Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?