What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What dog wears contact lenses?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?