What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How are teens like cats?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?