When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?