When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?