What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where do frogs keep their money?