What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What bird is always sad?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?