What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?