Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is a table you can eat?
What is a tire's stance on economics?