What do you call a silly hill?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the bee say to the flower?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the cat go to medical school?