Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?