Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are skeletons always hungry?