Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How much does freedom weigh?