Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?