What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you compliment a cat?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?