Why did the snake cross the road?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?