What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How long do chickens work?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's the most masculine animal?