What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is the opposite of coffee?