Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How do you wash a lamb?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?