Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What animals make the best students?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Can February March?