Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do cows go to New York?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?