Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What does an evil hen lay?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do fairies always drink?
What nationality are most fish?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?