Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Do dads always snore?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you give a sick pig?