Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?