Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?