What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?