What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the window need an aspirin?