What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which elf is the best singer?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What is a sheep's favorite game?