What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Sundays.
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?