Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's E.T. short for?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?