What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What game do bats excel at?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?