What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is the best way to study the Bible?