How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How do lawyers say goodbye?