What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's black and white and red all over?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do stars go to college?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What animal has the most fun?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?