Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?