What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which family member has tusks?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
I broke my finger!
Who are Frosty's parents?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.