What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?