What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is the smallest lion?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?