What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?