Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?