Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?