Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which animals make the best football players?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?