Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
How do you make a bear really angry?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?