Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?