Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?