Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How did the tree get lost?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?