What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the math book sad?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which subject has two parts?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why does Jesus drive so much?