What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?