What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What game do mice love to play?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What does a dog say before eating?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?