What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do cats use to beat eggs?