Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?