Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?