How can you farm during the winter?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How are teens like cats?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?