Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What animals make the best students?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How does a cow do math?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
I broke my finger!
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?