What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
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Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a watch's eldest relative?