People are so hard on car mechanics.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's the politest month?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?