Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why are goats so funny?