What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do bees gossip?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?