Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
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What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What famous scientist will try anything?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How do fall and winter say hello?