Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a forklift?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?