What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is the color of the wind?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?