What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's a forklift?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?